nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

(Source: hobnobbly, via gnarly)

gereordwyrhta:

barefootdramaturg:

jewlesthemagnificent:

oldtobegin:

velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

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JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

Few native speakers make the less vs. fewer distinction.

Also, this could just be regional, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard an actual person say “by accident” (Ihave read it, however). There is nothing semantically linking the use of the particular preposition “by” to the abstract substantive “accident,” just as there is no semantic link between “on” and “purpose.” “By” implies adjacency, which doesn’t add anything to the meaning of the phrase “by accident”; Why must one be next to and accident but upon a purpose?  There’s no logic linking these words, but rather arbitrary usage, and if usage is the gauge, then both are correct and you can stop being a prescriptivist elitist.

USEFULNESS

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miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

(via gnarly)

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

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failnation:

Monty Python is absolutely the shit.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

Monty Python is absolutely the shit.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

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irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

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(Source: unalike, via greetings)

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

(via confirmance)

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

(Source: godtiermeowlin, via llamaglamadingdong)

guy:

me on weekdays

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