“do you have a girlfriend?”
“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists
i knew it